The officer walks to the passenger side window so he isn’t standing in the middle of the highway while we converse. The first thing I notice is that he’s probably the most handsome man in history. Like, distractingly so. I’ll admit that it’s a weird thing for me to notice but I maintain that this man was operating at a level of handsome so out of the realm that this would have been the first thing ANYONE would notice about him. Even the super manly, sleeveless flannel kinda lesbians would have noticed and been momentarily thrown by it. Given each other a little nod and a raise of the eyebrows....humph, good looking dude.
He proceeds to tell me that I was speeding and I admit that yes, it got away from me a little coming down that hill there. He then informs me that my passenger side tail light is out. What the fuck?! I just replaced it! Wait, no, I just replaced the driver side one….now the other ones out? Is that a weird coincidence or does that sort of make sense? Both of them going out around the same time. It doesn't matter really, and I prepare myself for a ticket after venting my frustrations with taillight replacement to the officer. To my surprise he lets me off with a warning and a promise to fix the light as soon as humanly possible. I believe I’ve mentioned this before but I had been pulled over a month or so previously when the other taillight had gone out. This was in Houston, Texas before I left on my trip. THAT officer was waiting in a parking lot across the street from a bar where I played darts. When I left he had followed me more than halfway home and finally he pulled me over. I had go through a whole field sobriety test. The line walking, the nose touching, the one foot standing. I passed them all and afterwards the officer hands me a ticket for 130 dollars, says your driver side taillight is out and walks away. The moral of the story is that cops in Houston are way more douchey than border patrol officers in the middle of the west Texas desert.
He proceeds to tell me that I was speeding and I admit that yes, it got away from me a little coming down that hill there. He then informs me that my passenger side tail light is out. What the fuck?! I just replaced it! Wait, no, I just replaced the driver side one….now the other ones out? Is that a weird coincidence or does that sort of make sense? Both of them going out around the same time. It doesn't matter really, and I prepare myself for a ticket after venting my frustrations with taillight replacement to the officer. To my surprise he lets me off with a warning and a promise to fix the light as soon as humanly possible. I believe I’ve mentioned this before but I had been pulled over a month or so previously when the other taillight had gone out. This was in Houston, Texas before I left on my trip. THAT officer was waiting in a parking lot across the street from a bar where I played darts. When I left he had followed me more than halfway home and finally he pulled me over. I had go through a whole field sobriety test. The line walking, the nose touching, the one foot standing. I passed them all and afterwards the officer hands me a ticket for 130 dollars, says your driver side taillight is out and walks away. The moral of the story is that cops in Houston are way more douchey than border patrol officers in the middle of the west Texas desert.
Luckily, the Dell City gas station is also a NAPA so I’m able to find a spare bulb for my taillight inside and replace the old one right in the parking lot outside. You don’t realize how often a problem can be solved by a set of needle nose pliers or a socket wrench. A simple tool box is one of life’s essentials. With new lights on the outside and new music on the inside I point the jeep back towards the park and spend the next few days on the trails.
I’m deeply entranced in my book when a flying, buzzing insect of some type slams full speed into the pages just inches from my face. The spell is broken and I look around the canyon glad that no ones around to witness how high I jumped. On the hike back my mind wanders. The trip is beginning to congeal, to become an actual thing with a tone and personality. The further I go the more convinced I become that this trip was the EXACT right thing to do. I’ve hiked over 40 miles now and I’m feeling better physically, I already seem to have more energy. It’s early to bed and rising with the sun and I’m enjoying all of it. Soon I’ll cross my first state line and be finished with Texas for good.
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